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Directions through FM's maze are. 
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1) From "Beginning -=FM=- Maze (-FM-)" go north.  The room you are now in is
   going to be refered to as "ROOM 1" From now on.

2) From ROOM 1, slide south.  It's a random slide, so you'll slide into either
   the correct room being "ROOM 2", or a incorrect room.  If you slide into the
   incorrect room, make your way back to ROOM 1 and try again.

3) From ROOM 2, slide west.  It's another random slide, so you'l slide into
   either the correct room, ROOM 3, or a incorrect room.  If you slide into the
   incorrect room make your way back to ROOM 1, and start over.

4) From ROOM 3, slide south.  Yet another random slide room.  If you slide
   incorrectly, make your way back to ROOM 1 and start over.  And if you slide
   correctly, you're in ROOM 4.

5) From ROOM 4, slide up.  This is the final slide.  If you slide correctly
   you're in a room with a club critter.  I don't suggest fighting these mobs.
   I reccomend speedwalking wne as soon as you see you're in the room with the
   club critters.

6) Once you go wne from the club critters, you're in a room with the club guard
   kill it.  Once it's dead, there's another club guard north.  Kill him too.
   East from there is their club rooms.

TIPS:

1)  This is the hardest maze on the mud.  Not for beginners.
2)  Remember that club guards aren't agressive, but club critters are.
3)  MUST HAVE ALIENS.
4)  How do you tell if you slid correctly or incorrectly?  Take the next exit
    and if it's not a slide room, then you didn't slide correctly.
5)  I reccomend using tarts and coins when mapping the maze.  For the correct
    slide rooms "ROOM 1, ROOM 2, ROOM 3, ROOM 4" drop coins, and for the
    incorrect ones, drop tarts.  It's easier to follow the path that way.